January 2011
28 posts
RT @blackjew: “Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You’re thinking of Jesus.” - John Fugelsang
I still find the Logical Song to be lamentably relevant. Also, everyone loves a good sax riff. #breakfastinamerica
Temporarily suspended WoW services for myself & the Boy. I’m too busy, he’s too distracted, i save $35/month. Win. #notaddictedtowow
I just unlocked the “excELLENt fan” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/fJOHYo
I just unlocked the “Crunked” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/fPBCws
Looks like my year of CrystalMethod was up, so my callers heard pretentious classical instead. Meh. Less scary to potential employer i guess
Okay yeah, i have money issues. Mommy, daddy, security issues… isnt that the GenX thing? Baby Boomers got suits & cocaine. This is ours.
Rules for Heroes: 1.Revelations happen on rooftops 2.Make lots of promises 3. Enjoy your ability before it disappears/changes 4. Avoid Noah
Having spent most if the last two days unconscious, i’m unsurprised last night’s dreams were fitful, chaotic, dire. Flu meds give bad trips
RT @laserswan: Snooki wrote a book and Huckleberry Finn is being censored. It’s official: literature is dead.
RT @WestWingReport: “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter & lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed …
Always been ninja but… Kraken rum is delicious. I wonder… Weren’t all pirates were heartbroken orphans? Why else the sea? #piratevsninja
As a server, youre going to have at least one person make your day great and at least another fuck it all up. It balances, like a tray #foh